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Karma: 0 |  | Broken Dreams
« Thread Started on May 15, 2005, 2:41pm » | |
I am no writer
I can’t even pick up a pencil
Without it snapping in two by itself
I can’t even type
Without making my board quake, then shatter
And all the paper in the world flees from me
Flies away
While my mind is twitching with eccentricity
*twitch twitch*
I am the world’s most unpleasant writer
And with the time it takes for me to write a page,
A war will begin and end and a new country shall arise
In the time it takes for me to edit my 10 page work of art,
I will have children and they will be off to college
In the time it takes for me to get my work sent in
Find a big enough envelope, stamp it, and send it
They will be administering last rights
The day they reply is the day I will die
So I will never know of my achievement
When the world gets their grubby little hands
On the grand work I never knew
Soon the population shall drop
Immensely
All the embalmers, stuffing their cadavers, will say
“Another work of Elizabeth has taken a life”
And the embalmer’s friend will reply
By bowing his head in shame
At the funeral on a bleak Monday noon
My children will go up and speak of me
In a very unpleasant way
“My mom was insane, my mom was mad,
However we are not liable for any payments due to eye damage
Due to the story that you or a loved one has read”
*twitches*
Hopefully one day I will out of my attic but until then I’ll…
I think that I’ll… I’ll…
(Please see asterisk)
*Falls over sobbing in a puddle of broken dreams and scented paper*
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Karma: 0 | | Re: Broken Dreams
« Reply #1 on Jun 25, 2005, 7:49pm » | |
What's with the scented paper? I never understood the scented paper...  I DON'T UNDERSTAND ScEnTeD PaPeR!!! (please see asterisk)
*explodes*
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